Life's a beach and life's a bitch
Life's a drag so take a hit
Life's too short to give a shit
So, don't let the seagulls steal your chips
'Cause it goes by, goes by fast
Like a car on the M1 track...
And the thing is
She's a fairy, she's a witch
A magic potion pharmacist
And, she's inclined to take the piss
Got Tropicana with the bits
But did I hear that, did I hear that right?
You got a seat on the next flight
Let's catch some solar waves
Whilst sipping soda bubbles
We'll breeze the time away
Here's something for your troubles
Funny you should say, "Have a great day."
And when it's getting late
We'll watch some television
And if we're still awake
We'll make the neighbours listen
She said, "By the way, I really had a great day."
First she hit me on FaceTime, FaceTime, FaceTime
Said she wanna waste time, waste time, waste time
All her friends so concerned 'cause they know she's been burnt in the past
I'm not concerned about her waist line, waist line, waist line
'Cause you know it tastes right, tastes right, tastes right
But she don't know her worth, I can tell that it hurt when she laughed it off
Let's catch some solar waves
Whilst sipping soda bubbles
We'll breeze the time away
Here's something for your troubles
Funny you should say, "Have a great day."
And when it's getting late
We'll watch some television
And if we're still awake
We'll make the neighbours listen
She said, "By the way, I really had a great day."
I really had a great day
I had a great day